Jeff Foxworthy On Life in America

[int3man]

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Jeff Foxworthy:



If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, -
you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run
by idiots.



If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but
not for entering and remaining in the country illegally - you might
live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or
to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion - you might
live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a
check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but
not to vote for who runs the government - you might live in a nation
that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from
owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty
F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt - you might live
in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.




If, in the nation's largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but
not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make
you fat - you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but
is run by idiots.



If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a
three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport,
but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck
and head searched - you might live in a nation that was founded by
geniuses but is run by idiots.



If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions
of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more - you might live in a nation
that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his
teacher is "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class
in grade school is perfectly acceptable - you might live in a nation
that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government
regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps,
WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones
- you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.


If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest
big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a
wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government
forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage - you might live in
a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes
you more "safe" according to the government - you might live in
a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

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[cherokee_140]

I am very new to this forum, so this might just be a good clue as to where I stand on things....but this is my second post.

I am now sure what happened to America, but it is long gone.....and I am actually happy to be closer to the end of the journey then to the beginning because I am afraid to see where it is going.

I don't want to sound like a nut but I really think there is a time coming where the people are going to get sick and tired of it all and they are going to push the reset button. It might take 100 years from now but I do think that americans are different from other peoples and would like to think that they do not like where we are going.

[EJB]

I am very new to this forum, so this might just be a good clue as to where I stand on things....but this is my second post.

I am now sure what happened to America, but it is long gone.....and I am actually happy to be closer to the end of the journey then to the beginning because I am afraid to see where it is going.

I don't want to sound like a nut but I really think there is a time coming where the people are going to get sick and tired of it all and they are going to push the reset button. It might take 100 years from now but I do think that americans are different from other peoples and would like to think that they do not like where we are going.

My thoughts exactly. My wife agrees completely.