by DR650 » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:02 pm
Nudist Colony--
.
> A man joins a very exclusive
> nudist colony....On his first day,
> he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A
> gorgeous petite
> blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an
> erection.
>
>
> The woman notices his
> erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did
> you call for me?'
>
> The man replies, 'No, what
> do you mean?'
>
>
> She says, 'You must be new
> here. Let me explain. It's a rule here
> that if you get an erection, it implies you called for
> me.'
>
>
> Smiling, she leads him to the
> side of the swimming pool, lies
> down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily
> lets him have his way
> with her.
>
> The man continues to explore
> the colony's facilities. He enters
> the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts.....
>
>
> Within minutes, a huge, hairy
> man lumbers out of the steam-room
> toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the
> hairy man.
>
>
> 'No, what do you
> mean?' says the newcomer.
>
>
> 'You must be new,'
> says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you
> fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge
> man easily spins him
> around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
>
>
>
> The newcomer staggers back to
> the colony office, where he is
> greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I
> help you?' she says.
>
>
> The man yells, 'Here's
> my membership card. You can have the key
> back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'
>
>
> 'But, Sir,' she
> replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours.
> You haven't had the chance to see all our
> facilities.'
>
>
> The man replies, 'Listen
> lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an
> erection once a month. I fart 35 times a
> day!!'
>
good one gigity gigity!