The Gold Urinal

The Gold Urinal

Postby RichD » Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:31 pm

. . . probably get banned for this one but here goes,

The Gold Urinal

Before Barack Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and
Hillary Clinton for some campaign advice at their spacious home.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill if he
could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that
there was a solid gold urinal! Wow!
That afternoon Obama told his wife about the urinal.
"Just think," he said, "when I am President, I too will have a gold urinal!"

A few days later Michelle was having lunch with Hillary, she told her how
impressed Barack had been at his discovery of Bill's gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary
smiled and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
Last edited by RichD on Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:32 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: The Gold Urinal

Postby NeuRon » Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:54 pm

WOMP, Womp, waahhh.
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Sold: .22 Mrod "The Toad" (tuned by Paul B., 18" LW barrel, Toad-A-Flage camo)
Sold: .25 TT Mrod w/ reservoir and shroud extensions

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Re: The Gold Urinal

Postby shooterologist » Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:26 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Marauder .22, Discovery .22, Beeman R11 .177
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