Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were
approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until
they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the young blonde
woman a question. "Before we order," the tourist said, "Could you
settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we
are . . . very slowly?"
The blond leaned over the counter and said, "Brrrrrr, grrrrrr,
Kiiiing."